A Bozeman couple expressed regret to friends and family on Friday morning for neglecting to publish suitable photos of their food after dining at a downtown restaurant.
“It was Megan’s birthday,” one of the diners explained, “and I guess we just got so caught up in eating dinner that we completely forgot to get out our phones.”
“I feel so stupid!” added his spouse, “I know our friends count on us to document our fine dining experiences and we both feel just awful.”
“I have an unbroken record of posting every Moscow Mule I’ve ever ingested,” she continued, “and forgetting to post about my romantic birthday dinner at Sparrow is just such an embarrassment! It’s like going to Pure Barre and not wearing clothes you bought at Pure Barre! Umm… Oops!”
After an uninspired Instagram shot of a half-eaten apple dessert played poorly with audiences, the diners worked late into the night Thursday to reconstruct the meal in a Facebook post but both agreed that their attempts at damage control fell short of hopes.
“I feel like the menu transcript and diagrams just confused and frustrated our followers,” lamented Megan.